In a horrific turn of events, Actor Chris Pratt has been kidnapped by friend turned assailant Noah Gutierrez. Pictured here sneaking up behind Pratt, Noah Gutierrez had been close friends with Pratt for the past 2 minutes. Completely caught off guard by the betrayal of such a close friend, Chris Pratt was easily captured in a cardboard box and hauled away to an ice cream store. It was there that the sick mastermind behind the kidnapping forced Chris to eat vanilla ice cream, without any toppings. The police cornered the psychotic madman in the store and nearly captured him before he escaped by forcing the officers to play a game of hide and seek. He was never found. Chris Pratt is now in protective custody with people unaware if he will ever recover from the traumatic ordeal.
I am happy to see that Noah and Chris were friends for a quick minute, but he fed Chris ice cream without toppings! Thankfully, that madman was captured or I would be worried.
I love the facial expression you have in the picture, very amazing! I noticed your story could be a movie and I am very intrigued in the story. An excellence post overall! Keep up the good work!
"Story"? Ms Vu I regret to inform you that this is no story and actually happened. Mr Pratt is still quite distressed over the ordeal and the perpetrator is still out there. You better be careful or he may sneak up behind you.
What in the world he was actually friends with Chris Pratt for 2 minutes. Jeez. I can barley make it to one minute without kidnapping him again. I can't believe he fed him ice cream without NO TOPPINGS, what a monster. The image is so amazing, it motivates me to do more. Your welcome for the comment.
I am welcome for the comment indeed. Thank you for taking this horrific event seriously, unlike many others who deny the authenticity of these claims. It was indeed a horrible event and we hope that it will never happen again.
I am happy to see that Noah and Chris were friends for a quick minute, but he fed Chris ice cream without toppings! Thankfully, that madman was captured or I would be worried.
ReplyDeleteActually the insidious kidnapper is still at large. He could be literally anywhere. for all you know he could be right next to you.
DeleteI love the facial expression you have in the picture, very amazing! I noticed your story could be a movie and I am very intrigued in the story. An excellence post overall! Keep up the good work!
ReplyDelete"Story"? Ms Vu I regret to inform you that this is no story and actually happened. Mr Pratt is still quite distressed over the ordeal and the perpetrator is still out there. You better be careful or he may sneak up behind you.
DeleteWhat in the world he was actually friends with Chris Pratt for 2 minutes. Jeez. I can barley make it to one minute without kidnapping him again. I can't believe he fed him ice cream without NO TOPPINGS, what a monster. The image is so amazing, it motivates me to do more. Your welcome for the comment.
ReplyDeleteI am welcome for the comment indeed. Thank you for taking this horrific event seriously, unlike many others who deny the authenticity of these claims. It was indeed a horrible event and we hope that it will never happen again.
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